Sullivan Colin Cooper

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SULLIVAN • COLIN • COOPER

LOOKS LIKE THE HOLY GHOST IS GONE

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[/b] Sullivan Colin Cooper.
,NICKNAMES: My mom calls me Sul, since Sullivan's her name too, and some people call me Sul, but most call me Van, or Cooper.
,GENDER: I have a handy penis.
,AGE/D.O.B: Seventeen
,HOUSE: Gryffindor.
,YEAR: Seventh year.
,OCCUPATION: Well, I'm the youngest in my family, and we have quite a bit of money. I don't know if I'll ever actually need a job, but if I do, I dunno, something I like doing. Like being a gigolo or something. Actually no, I like being able to say no to people... stripper! My dad was a stripper, and I don't want to ask him for moves, but I can probably tell people I'm Colin Cooper's son. He was pretty famous in our town.
,BLOOD STATUS: Half blood, mom's a muggle.
,SPECIES/GROUP: Wizard.
,TYPEOFWEREWOLF?: I feel like being a werewolf would require too much manscaping all the time. I like not being furry. This is a no.



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NOW YOU’RE AFRAID OF YOURSELF

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[/b] Colton Haynes



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HEAVEN FALL INTO HELL

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[/b] Dad's an ex stripper, Colin Cooper, who now owns a bakery that specializes in adult things. Like you know lady fingers? Well, they make those, but they put certain features on them, as well as add little dough balls to one side.
,MOTHER: Mom's Sully Cooper, and she's freaking amazing. She's a songwriter, but also a completely amazing singer. She could've been one of the biggest celebrities in the world, but I don't think she wanted that, both for herself, and for the family.
,SIBLINGS: You've probably heard of him, Philip Cooper? Yeah, I was kind of a miracle child. And no I don't use that as a pickup line.
,OTHER FAMILY: All the Coopers. Orion, Andy, just all of them, okay. And then also Ren and Aubrey, they're my cousins.
,SOCIO-ECONOMIC STATUS: Is rich as hell a socioeconomic status?


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LOOKS LIKE YOUR BOAT’S ABOUT TO SINK

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,YOURAGE: Can't
,YOUREXPERIENCE: Any
,YOUROTHERCHARS: More.
,YOURTIMEZONE: Send Help
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SO IT’S TIME TO PREPARE

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this app was dreamed up by IZZYKINS THE COOKIE STEAK @ Caution 2.0! Lyrics are by Our Lady Peace. Remove this credit and I will draw APP THIEF on your forehead in Sharpie. Or GOSH liquid eyeliner. Which doesn’t come off. Edited for this site by ASC of Adero

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